i got nothing..

shigaboo: thought i been smelling something funny. then remembered you work in downtown
ae86ams12: what, you're in downtown today?
shigaboo: no. silverlake. but it travels
ae86ams12: ahh the wind must be blowing east
shigaboo: perhaps...
ae86ams12: err make that west
ae86ams12: lol
shigaboo: either way it reaches
ae86ams12: cuz if it were blowing east, i'd smell butthole
shigaboo: nah. natural cologne
shigaboo: i don't even need to buy it
ae86ams12: lol
shigaboo: actually they asked me if they can take some samples
ae86ams12: has anyone ever bitchslapped u just cuz you're ugly?
ae86ams12: cuz i'd imagine they would
shigaboo: not cuz i was ugly. cuz i was so damn cute
shigaboo: couldn't help themselves
ae86ams12: u make me sick
ae86ams12: and mens buttholes enlarge as u pass them
ae86ams12: must be the gay in u